Something I stole from Emmy, who stole from Vicky who has all the cool stuff.

Something to tell if you're goth. The ones with * are the ones I do.
Appearently it's from a christian website or something.

*Frequently wears black clothing.

*Wears band/rock T-shirts
Comment: That’s almost the only T-shirts I wear.

Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.

*Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
Comment: I can’t wear jewelry because I’m studying to be a professional chef. But if I could, I would!

*Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
Comment: My 18th birthday will be spent in a tattoo parlor. Big Toe’s Tattoo’s!!!!!

*Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Comment: Anti-social….so anything outside of rap and Christian music right?

*Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.


*Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Comment: A) I can’t jog a quarter mile without feeling like I’m gonna drop dead. Heart problem, you understand? and as for the first three…. I haven’t been christian for 4 years. That doesn’t make me gothic or a satanist.

*Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Comment: I’m pagan. of course I have, atleast, a mild interesting in any of the above

*Takes drugs.
Comment: well as for illegal drugs, I haven’t taken any in over a year and a half.

*Drinks alcohol.
Comment: I love wine, but that doesn’t mean I get drunk.

Is suicidal and/or depressed.

Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)


*Complains of boredom.
Comment: I have ADD.

*Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Comment: I do both, but I blame my insomnia

*Is excessively awake during the night.
Comment: Have I mentioned that I’m an insomniac?

*Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Comment: I’m nervous around people. They scare me.

*Spends large amounts of time alone.
Comment: Isn’t that synonymous with the above?

*Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
Comment: * rolls eyes * do I need to repeat myself just because you feel the need to?

*Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Comment: So?

*Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
Comment: I am responsible for myself, no one else is responsible for me, I have good morals, and am capable of making my own decisions. I hate being told what to do. I can decide for myself thanks.

*Misbehaves at school.
Comment: lol, I like the attention, what can I say?

*Misbehaves at home.
Comment: define, misbehaves exactly.

*Eats excessively or too little.
Comment: What does that have to do with anything? I’m not fat and I’m not anorexic. So damn me to hell for having a high metabolism!

Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Comment: What?! Count Chocula? You have to be kidding me! That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.

Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)


*Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
Comment: I watch CNN. Is that improper?

*Plays video games that contain violence or a role-playing nature.
Comment: My favourite is Ghost Recon! Tom Clancy ROXXORZ MEH SOXXORZ!

*Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Comment: I’m usually reading on the internet.

*Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
Comment: I headbang. And?

Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.


*Expresses an interest in sex.
Comment: Hormones demand it.

*Masturbates.
Comments: So do you!

*Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
Comment: If anyone says it’s against nature, then they need to go study chimps and dolphins.

*Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Comment: How are any of these, with the exception of satanism, dangerous????

*Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
COMMENT: :) (Emmy’s comment :D! I love my friends!)

Appearently I'm gothic. Oh well just one more test I passed in my lifetime! lmao.

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